Saga of the Football Helmet

Does anyone else find it mildly amusing that the people who say they "love" football are the ones who seem to get the least enjoyment out of watching games?

Saga of the Mysterious Green Hat

I felt bad for this being late, so I tried to make it epic to make up for it.

Saga of the Elephant Hat

The donkey would have made a better hat. (Not a political statement.)

Saga of the Magnesium Hat

This is basically the conversation that sparked this whole idea (scuse the pun). Seriously, who would make a hat out of something that explosively flammable?

Saga of the Hat

My inspiration. Apparently, this is actually true.